CRAZY GUIDES’ COMMUNISM tour approx 2. 5 hr
We’ll drive you to the Nowa Huta district and steelworks to revisit the architecture and sights that made Communism famous.
Stories and anecdotes from your Crazy Guide will bring the ‘good ol’ days’ back to life!
Tour includes: Transport in Trabant, walking tour with your personal Crazy Guide, refreshments
CRAZY GUIDES’ COMMUNISM DELUXE approx 4 hr
An expanded version of the standard tour, which includes a trip to a Communist-era restaurant and guided visit to our private museum.
Explore everyday life in Poland in the 1970s in our exclusive and unchanged Communist apartment.
This deluxe tour includes the rare opportunity to eat pickled cucumbers and toast times past with our close friend, and Communist relic, Mr. Vieslav (upon request).
You can also try your hand at driving the trusty Trabant.
Tour includes: Transport in Trabant with your personal Crazy Guide, refreshments, lunch in an authentic Commie milk bar, Trabant driving lesson and Mr. Vieslav (…provided he hasn’t drunk himself to death)
CRAZY GUIDES’ REAL KRAKOW approx 4 hr
Journey off the beaten path. Standard (basic) communism tour plus hidden highlights of the Jewish Quarter and breathtaking panoramic views of Krakow.
Our Crazy Guides will show you Krakow as few others know it!
Tour includes: Transport in Trabant with your personal
Crazy Guide, entrance fees, refreshments
CRAZY GUIDES’ COMMUNIST WELCOME (Airport Pick Up)
Ever wanted to receive a Socialist hero’s welcome?
Book this package and a Communist worker from the 1970s will meet you at the airport with ‘treats’ such as salted bread, pickles and vodka.
After your driver has given you a traditional Polski greeting he’ll whisk you to your hotel in a genuine East German Trabant – the people’s car.
For an extra fee the Polish folk band, Leopold Kielbasa (“The Sausage”), will be on hand with a full fanfare. Unforgettable!
CRAZY GUIDES’ COMMUNISM tour & DISCO
approx 5-6 hr
operated : FRI, SAT, SUN ONLY
We start in the afternoon with our standard Communism tour, upgraded with a visit to our authentic Communist apartment.
After the tour the party starts! Enjoy a VIP reservation at a Nowa Huta restaurant, unchanged since the 1970s, and tuck in to Polish dinner –during whichyou can sample beer and three different shots of vodka! Next, in the same venue,
it’s time for a very retro boogie at a real 1980s-style Commie disco.
A truly unique experience. Don’t worry about overdoing it – our man, Mr. Vieslav (this time appropriately attired) will be on hand to drive you home.
Tour includes: Transport in Trabant with your personal Crazy Guide, delicious Polish
1 course dinner, booze (1 beer and 3 vodkas on us!), disco entrance fee, Mr. Vieslav